WHO IS KRAGEN?

When I  was 16-years-old, I got a letter published in Rolling Stone magazine. 
Have I been spending the rest of my life trying to live up to that triumphant moment?
In a word, yes. 
In many words, sort of. I channeled the spirit and style of my writer heroes over the years, honing my skills. 
Through it all, I've developed a unique voice and talent. I write with passion. I use vivid imagery. I write things I, a music fan, would love to read.
By reading this blog, you're getting more than my musical hot takes. You're getting my megalong, in-depth album analyses - and I challenge you to find a single species better than me at this type of writing. You're also getting my stabs at bizarre, unconscionable fiction writing. And, best of all, you're getting my thinly-veiled attempts to rip-off Dave Barry and Matt Taibbi. 
Sar Kragen's the name, nerdy writing's the game. Check out what I have to say - I think you'll enjoy it. And if not...you know where to find me.